Christian: How do we focus?
Sarah B.: It helps to eat.
Sarah M.: Aderol
The ambulance is here. It’s a legit game now.– Samantha
When the one you love breaks your heart by leaving...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
Lea Michele (1) Carrie Underwood (1) Idina Menzel (1) Miley Cyrus (1) Taylor Swift (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jim Sheeler’s “Final Salute” is probably not the best reading before seeing the sorta-kinda boyfriend, who happened to swear into the Army yesterday.
Coca-cola is America in a can.– Jay Cantor, novelist
World Without Laughter
dearoldlove: Ok, so she’s smart, beautiful, and saving the world one starving child at a time, but she doesn’t make you laugh the way I did. And can you really change the world without laughter?
My best friend may or may not be a serial...
anditslove: Sugarcult - Daddy’s Little Defect
Temper tantrums are not attractive. Not in the...
I will be stage managing HSU’s production of The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee! It will be my first time stage managing a musical!
I don't know how to handle you anymore
My friend cut a new back for my model
to be nice after someone else stole mine. He’s kinda my hero right now. And that was totally unexpected and totally not something he had to do. I’m kinda in shock that anyone would be that nice/sweet.
I should know better than to finish my design projects before rehearsal. After all, it only means that some moron will screw it up. I hope you fail, mystery project saboteur.
Pick a man, any man. Every guy I fall for becomes Jesus Christ within the first...– Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel (via thechocolatebrigade)
Have any of you actually watched a circ? Heard their screams? Suctioned the...– Facebook - Michelle Richardson via Laura Davidson: A note from “BabyNurse” found in the comments about this article: How Much Does Circumcision Hurt I have always been #teamuncut. This just makes me remember why. (via blaqkheaven, katarinanolte1000)
Overworked and underpaid
Story of my life.
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep,...– Ani Difranco
Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves...– Tori Amos
Mom: *wakes up* Julita! What time did you get in?
Mom: Did you sleep with him?
Me: Only in the most literal sense.
Mom: Okay. Be careful. *goes back to sleep*
I want to be a squirrel, so I can like tree hop.– Matt
Whoever created vuvuzelas must be shot.
I have a homecoming headache.
We’ll exchange blender for straightener like a super duper secret drug...– Andrea
Life is full of disappointments. Get used to it, Audience.– Ryan
Can you understand? Someone, somewhere, can you understand me a little, love me...– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via thechocolatebrigade)
The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all...– Sirius Black
After standing on a street corner for half an hour, I think it’s safe to assume the bff isn’t coming. She fell asleep on me. :(
Hell yeah! (I honestly don’t care about football, but I get to hang out with my theatre peeps, cheer my homecoming court friend on, and hang out with the boy. This makes me happy!)