September 2009
“There will be no quiz today. You can thank the copier gods, they smote it.”
– Durand
Loaded Question
Jay: Have you graded our tests yet?
Henshaw: No.
Tameika: He has better things to do.
Henshaw: Do you want clothes to wear? Do you want to be on stage naked?
Jay: Do you want to ask this question?
Henshaw: Maybe I should ask Andrea.
Andrea: Sure!
I saw a caveman walking his gorilla on my way back...
Only in college, right?
So, my mom called this morning to say "You're an...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
Vienna Teng (3)
Sarah Slean (3)
Missy Higgins (2)
Rachael Yamagata (2)
A Fine Frenzy (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Life is Good
I think my mom is more excited about my trip to Europe than I am. It’s so funny. She called the other day just to tell me about some of the neat scrap-booking stuff that she had found. And that she’d already gotten me half a dozen memory cards for my camera. More on Europe, we’re staying two days longer than originally planned. Why? Because it will be cheaper to stay those two...
You have not lived until you have a someone call...
“I wasn’t lost. I just wasn’t sure which direction we were headed.”
– Tameika
We're Thespians, Damnit!
Jay: There should be a reality show with a really big, really famous director and people compete to design with him and-
Jill: Please don't cheapen our craft with reality shows.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
Brandi Carlile (1)
Aly & AJ (1)
The Curse Breakers (1)
Over the Rhine (1)
The Veronicas (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“She useta could.”
– Tara
“She was cleaner when she wasn’t Christian.”
– Jay
“You need to take at least three days to read a book if you pay hardcover.”
– Dr. Beach
“I use my towels until they smell worse than I do.”
– Jay
“I think Patrick Swayze sacrificed himself so we didn’t have to hear about...”
– Holly
Jill: How can you be too realistic and idealistic?
Andrea: *pause* I'm an oxymoron!
“I just forgot what it sounded like to say it wrong.”
– Ryan
Europe?
So, I spoke to my mom over the weekend. I am definitely going to Europe in May with the Honors College. We’re going to England, France, and Italy. I’ll know more of the specifics after Thursday. I’m so excited! Consider this a VERY EARLY warning of photo spam. I also have two photo shoots coming up.
My first actual shoots, rather than just having my camera and spur of the...
“Love knows no distance.”
– Blake
“I better not be French!”
– Blake
“I’m even more Irish than I thought… I should go drink a beer with a...”
– Blake
Skins
Naomi: You ever wish things were just simple?
Cook: Things are simple. I fucking love you.
“I eat lobster for breakfast.”
– Cheston’s stuffed penguin
“Tell him if he does anything stupid, I’ll crack his lobster shell.”
– Cheston
“You aren’t wearing a chastity belt.”
– Weird guy in Andrea’s dream
*singing loudly and off-key* I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadows. If I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I belieeeeveeee! No matter what they take from me, they can’t take away my dignityyyyyy!!! *Obama and congress tax dignity* What?! NOOOOOOOO *sob* OOOOOO
Jay: Line.
Brandyn: You can't do this.
Jay: I can't? Why not?
“So, when she’ll be coming back, she’ll be back to the future!”
– Chad
“When people try to start drama, click delete.”
– Blake
Marcus: *stuttering and laughing*
Jill: Are you ticklish?
Marcus: No.
Beach: She starts rubbing on him and he forgets his line. Don't know what that means.
Jay: It means he's a guy.
Dream: September 18, 2009
There was some sort of event in Arkansas Hall and Tara and I were reading an piece from “Holes”. However, we couldn’t find the rightpart. So, I went running through the garage door bit of the stage and into Wal-Mart. I then run to the books and find the right section and on my way back, stop in the board games section. I then run back to the garage door, which has been lowered...
Henshaw: Even if it's uncut Shakespeare that's four and a half hours long done by a community theatre in a park on a hot night, there's still a sense of immediacy.
Kristen: To go home
“Half the school has seen me naked. I could win this!”
– Stephanie
Andrea: I don't know many people gonna get on a horse thinking it's a god.
Britni: Check the sex offenders list.
“You look like a gypsy.”
– Cheston
The Halfway Point
Jay: Friendboy? He's upgraded.
Andrea: Friendboy.
Jay: Wow. Friendboy. That's practically sex.
The Costume Designer's Evil Side
Henshaw: There was a time when men wore corsets.
Tara: *evil cackle*
“Being on Facebook is NOT studying!”
– Andrea 